GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, let's talk about the real scoop. Being a penguin on our sidelines is more than just watching. It's a whole vibe. You got your typical match, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, gossip you wouldn't believe! Like when that skater went soaring into the glass, I swear, it looked like a movie scene. And then